WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the hell is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please shed some light on before I go completely bonkers? How In The Hell?! Dude, this is totally insane. I'm freaking right now. It's like